Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Great 'Pixar Theory and Conspiracy'

The Pixar Conspiracy
If you have nothing better to do or high on drugs, then you would do well believing Jon Negroni's theory. In his blog article, Negroni thinks every Pixar movie is connected in some sort of a narrative conspiracy.

It started after watching a series of Pixar videos. After that, Negroni became obsessed with what he calls "The Pixar Theory," a working narrative that ties all Pixar movies into one cohesive timeline with a main theme. This theory supposedly covers every company production since the Toy Story.

Other movies included in this so-called same plane of universe are A Bug's Life, Toy Story 2, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars, Ratatouille, Wall-E, Up, Toy Story 3, Cars 2, Brave and Monsters University.

I've read Negroni's obra maestra and it's really a complicated scenario based on a simple premise that animals that can talk in A Bug's Life and Finding Nemo were created by the blue goo that Merida (from the movie Brave) purchased from the witch. That's the same blue goo that turned Merida's mom into a bear. From that hypothesis, everything became a whirlwind and loopy idea that could only be explained and expanded through internet.

There was also a very hazy notion about Charles Muntz, the antagonist of Up, which suggest that upon hearing about the rumor of the relationship between a rat and humans in Ratatouille, began inventing device that would harness the thoughts of dogs.

There was also a gibberish idea that the corporation responsible for Carl to give up his house in Up, Buy-n-Large (BNL), was able to finally take over the world in Wall-E. This is the same corporation that was alluded to in Toy Story 3.

My favorite part is when Negroni tried to make a connection between the omnidroid, an A.I 'killbot' developed by The Incredibles villain, Syndrome aka Buddy, to wipe out super-powered humans, and the characters in Toy Story. It appears that from the depths of Negroni's active brain, he really believes that both the omnidroids and the toys acquired their intelligence because of Syndrome's Zero Point Energy, a electromagnetic force that exists in a vacuum.

If you want to read more of Negroni's fat-off ideas and theories, be my guess. Maybe you can give him more proof on how Andy of Toy Story is related to Carl and Ellie of Up. Just don’t tell him that April Fool's Day is not celebrated 365 times a year.

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