The controversial array of high-priced vehicles and houses owned by Janet Lim Napoles and family, has spurned a site (So What's News) to make a satirical list of weird stuff that could be included in her possession as well. It ranges from the most absurd, mind-blowing to the most comedic items.
At present, Department of Justice (DOJ) Secretary Leila De Lima is asking the public for assistance in catching the high-profile fugitive who has identified as the alleged brains behind the Priority Development Assistance Fund (PDAF) scam. The amount of money involved was believed to have reach as much as PhP 10-Billion, including the PhP 900M Malampaya Fund of lawmakers.
To add a little spice in our quest for justice in this alleged corruption that spurned Filipinos to post thousands of hateful remarks online, here is the make-believe list:
At present, Department of Justice (DOJ) Secretary Leila De Lima is asking the public for assistance in catching the high-profile fugitive who has identified as the alleged brains behind the Priority Development Assistance Fund (PDAF) scam. The amount of money involved was believed to have reach as much as PhP 10-Billion, including the PhP 900M Malampaya Fund of lawmakers.
To add a little spice in our quest for justice in this alleged corruption that spurned Filipinos to post thousands of hateful remarks online, here is the make-believe list:
- Crocodile Skin Umbrella
- Islander "Pang Masang" Tsinelas Wrapped in 24k Gold
- Vaccum Cleaner Encrusted with 4,869 Swarovski Diamonds
- Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat for Master Bedroom Bathroom
- Clive Christian No. 1 Imperial Majesty Perfumed Tissue Paper
- 10-Cubic Meter Personal Shark Aquarium
- Augusta Westland AW101 VVIP Private Helicopter
- 7 Pairs of Google Glasses
- Prestige HD Alligator Skinned Diamond Encrusted HDTV
- Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat for Maid’s Room Bathroom
- 15 Kilos of Foie Gras
- 3 Bengal Tigers as Pets
- Gulfstream III Private Jet
- Wagyu Cattle Ranch Located in Bulacan
- Rare Diamond Encrusted Apple iPhone Running Android OS
- Closet Full of Secret Circus Jeans
- Polar Bear Skinned Sofa
- Cupboard Full of Jars of Cookie Butter
- Internet Connection without "Fair Usage Policy"
- Nuclear-Powered Submarine
- 30-Man Servants/Househelpers Dressed as "Minions"
- Knight Industries Two Thousand (KITT) Vehicle from "Knight Rider"
- Real Life Rosie the Robot Maid from the "Jetsons"
- 6-Lane Bowling Alley in One of the Mansions
- Professor Kean Bean Under Payroll
- Smellmaster 9000
- World Class Photographer
- Truckloads of Beluga Caviar for Maid’s "Palaman sa Pandesal"
- Alba White Truffle Farm on her Backyard
- Armani-Designed Uniforms for Househelp
- Call Center Agents to Answer Personal Calls
- Personal Orchestra that Plays Every Time the Door Bess is Press
- SIM Card with Corrupt Lawmakers on Speed Dial
- Mumble – Penguin from Happy Feet
- Fort Knox-esque Vault Containing Taxpayer’s Money
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